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    A split with The Jeffertons (pop Punk), Drumbeat Red (indie), Cave Paintings (Folk Rock), Levi Besaw (solo Artist).

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A split with The Jeffertons, Drumbeat red, Cave Paintings, Levi Besaw and of course us!


released April 11, 2014



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That No Talent Asshole and the Sweat Stains Appleton, Wisconsin

We are a folk punk band from Appleton WI. Three dudes who just want to send you cats some good vibes and remind you that even though this world is shit we still have each other and thats better than nothing.

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Track Name: It's Never to Late for an Abortion
My mother wishes that i would die

My father thinks that im a waste of time

I should have lived a life of crime

Jokes on you cause i turned out fine

How could you, do that to
someone you loved, your fucking son
I don't care whats your excuse, how could you do that to a child of 2

Fuck you
I hate you
Don't want to be you

My sisters think that i'm a piece of shit

My grandma thinks that i aint worth it

my grandpa died because of me

cause i would not pay for his heart surgery


My mother got shot in the head

filled my fathers shoes up with some lead

my sisters are snacking on cyanide

opened my grandpas grave so i could piss inside
Track Name: I-94 ( split edition )
Its cold outside, and time is ticking right on by, thumb out waiting for that ride

trucker scoops me up and takes one look says boy you need to get right with god, or you will die just an old dog

no thanks i'm all right with me, and that is all that you need to be entirely free.

he kicked me out the door, out there on i-94, muttering Jesus helps you sore

cause god kills people its true I've seen it and so have you rained sulfur on all the innocent races

so get right with god get right get right get right with god get right or he will kill you to

Lesson being god hates us all, he doesn't care about any of us, especially those listening to this album right now, but friends hope isn't lost, we still have each other and that's much more than any fictional character will ever have, so take solace in that and revolt, because in the end none of this will even matter because we will all just be dust

I got my ride, in an ambulance oh why, taken to where we die

doctor says he can save me, but it wont be cheap, without money you'll bleed

make your peace boy, your gonna need it when you meet our lord, hell fires all you got in store

what a surprise, no empathy from a son of god ,fuck Jesus Christ and Allah